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An elderly couple went to watch a contest for the strongest bull. After the contest they went to the 3rd prize bull's owner, wanting...

Research shows men are fatter than women because every-night men get fresh milk & 2 big papayas while women only get 1 banana, 2 peanut...

A malay man had 4 wives, and he called his... 4th wife..... baby doll 3rd wife.....china doll 2nd wife.....barbie doll 1st wife..... panadol...

This is how India got its name..... The king was having sex with his mistress while thinking a name of his country and his mistress ask him ...

Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat. He said, "Mike, let me tell you something. On my w...

A little Mexican boy goes into the kitchen where his Mom is baking. He puts his hand in the flour and then Smears it all over his face. ...

TO MY DEAR WIFE: During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once e...

Two guys are fishing. The first guy reels in his line and sees that he's snagged an old bottle. As he's taking it off the hook, a ge...

A guy asks a lawyer what his fee is. "I charge $50 for three questions," the lawyer says. "That’s awfully steep, isn’t it?...

A lady visited her doctor one morning. Doc said: "You look so weak and exhausted! Are you eating your meals 3 times a day as I advised?...

Phone rings and maid picks up the phone as her master is bathing..... When the caller asked what's he doing, the maid Replied: "MAS...

Don't ever hurt your wife feeling :D ________________________________________________________ To my darling husband, Before you return ...

Condom says to Kotex, "When you work, I lose seven days of business." Kotex replies, "If you fail to work once, my business s...

A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells "You should have been here at 8:30!" He replies, "Why? What happened at 8:30?...

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A man goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doc, my brother's crazy, he thinks he's a chicken." The doctor says, "Why don...

Tino was on duty in the main lab one afternoon. He noticed a young woman sitting in front of one of the pc with her arms crossed across her ...

Karen : "Hello IT ! I can logon to my Windows. It got 'Access Denied' message" Tina : "OK, I guess you must have y...

A psychotherapist was having a roaring business since he started from scratch. So much so that he could now afford to have a proper shop ban...