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Joke Of The Day : Pull Buddy Pull!

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A man drove his car into a ditch. He got out and worriedly looked up and down the road. After a while, a farmer came to help with his big strong horse named "Buddy" and offered to help get the car out of the ditch. The farmer hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull!"

Buddy didn't move.
Then the farmer hollered, "Pull, Buster, pull!".
Buddy didn't respond.
Once more the farmer commanded, "Pull, Coco, pull!"
Nothing.

 Finally the farmer yelled, "Pull, Buddy, pull!"
And then the horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch. The motorist was very curious. He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times. The farmer explained, "Oh, Buddy is blind, and if he thought he was the only one pulling, he wouldn't even try!"

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Life's Like That : My Sweet Niece

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Whenever I'm back home, my little niece will surely be standing infront of the gate, greeting me with her huge sweet smile. Seing her really makes me happy. She will quickly run and sit next to her grandma when I opened the door as if I'm playing 'catch' with her. Sometimes hiding in a room. The way she run, with both hands high in the air really makes me laugh. Like cartoon. She will follow me everywhere I go. When I eat, she will sit quietly beside me, staring at my food. I of course, will share my food with her. Sometimes teasing her, pretending to feed her with vege, wait until she opened her mouth wide, but at the end, the spoon end up in my mouth, hehehe. Wish I can post her sweet pics here, but my sis will skinned me alive if she finds out.

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Joke Of The Day : Patient Mother

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A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the little girl asked for cookies and her mother told her no. The little girl immediately began to whine and fuss, and the mother said quietly, "Now Monica, we just have half of the aisles left to go through - don't be upset. It won't be long."

 Soon, they came to the candy aisle and the little girl began to shout for candy. When told she couldn't have any, she began to cry. The mother said, "There, there, Monica, don't cry - only two more aisles to go and then we'll be checking out."

 When they got to the checkout stand, the little girls immediately began to clamor for gum and burst into a terrible tantrum upon discovering there'd be no gum purchased. The mother patiently said, "Monica, we'll be through this check out stand in 5 minutes and then you can go home and have a nice nap."

A man followed them out to the parking lot and stopped the woman to compliment her. "I couldn't help noticing how patient you were with little Monica," he began. The mother replied, "I'm Monica - my little girl's name is Tammy."

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Joke Of The Day : Wingz Kena Saman

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Wingz was speeding down the highway, along with other cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over. The officer handed him the ticket, received his signature and was about to walk away when Wingz asked, "Officer, I know I was speeding, but I don't think it's fair - there were plenty of other cars around me who were going just as fast, so why did *I* get the ticket?"

 "Ever go fishing?" the policeman suddenly asked Wingz.

 "Ummm, yeah..." Wingz replied.

 The officer grinned and added, "Ever catch *all* the fish?"

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Life's Like That : KLCC Parking

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Woahhh! Received the below this morning. Is is true?

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For those going to klcc for shopping, pls take note of the new parking rate effective 1st June 2005. It can make a big hole in your pocket if u stays from day till night. Rates as below:

Monday-Saturday

First Hour-RM2.50
Every subsequent ½ hour - RM1.00
Before 1 June 2005, maximum per day RM12.50. Now RM19.50.

Sunday/Public holiday/ Saturday after 12pm

First 3 hours-RM4.00
Every subsequent ½ hour - RM1.00.
Before 1 June 2005, RM4.00 per entry for sunday and public holiday.
After 5pm, maximum RM5.00

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Joke Of The Day : Pitty Man

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There's this guy in a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying.

 The truck driver says: "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't see a man crying."

 "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outraged, fires me. When I leave the building to go to my car, I found out it was stolen. I get a cab to return home, and left my wallet and credit cards there. I got home, and found my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison..."

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Life's Like That : SuperVision

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Sunday chores! Urgh!! Was cleaning the junk yard (my room) and found my toy bought way back 1986.


-> Presenting... *drum roll* SuperrrrrVisionnnnn 26000.
Woah, still nicely wrapped. This toy was popular in the 80's.





-> The box is still in good shape.






-> My god! Couldn't believe it. The manual is still in the box!






-> SuperVision model 26000. Free of dust.






-> Cables and game cartridges.






-> The bottom of SuperVision, printed "TV GAME ATARI COMPATIBLE. QC 1986 PASSED". Wohhh, already 19 years and I still keep it.



-> Game cartridges - "Mario Brothers"







-> "Demon Attack".






-> Joystick.



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Joke Of The Day : Goodbye Mother

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A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him. "Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son, who just died recently." "I'm very sorry," replied the young man, "is there anything I can do for you?" "Yes," she said, "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Good bye, Mother!' ? It would make me feel so much better." "Sure," answered the young man. As the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye, Mother!" As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $127.50.

 "How can that be?" he asked, "I only purchased a few things!"
"Your mother said that you would pay for her," said the clerk.

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Life's Like That : Got MyKad

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At last! The wait is over! Got my MyKad! The pic did not turn out as bad as I've thought. Phew! Hair and beard nicely taken. The back of the card printed "Touch n Go", "ATM", "64K Chip" and even "MEPS CASH". Huuuwaahhhhh, wah lan ehhhhhhhhhh, so canggih!. So I asked the officer.

"Butiran lesen memandu ada kat dalam?" [transalation - Driving license particulars in the card].
"Ya, betul Encik" [translation - Yes].
"Ohh bagus, jadi sekarang tak payah bawak lesen memandu la?" [translation - I don't have to bring separate driving license anymore?]
"Ehhh tidak, kena bawak jugak" [translation - Still needed].

I was liked - "HUH?! Canggih my ass!!!".

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Joke Of The Day : Gift For Teacher

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On the last day of term, all the children brought presents for their teacher.
The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said, "I bet I know what it is - it's some flowers!" "That's right!" shouted the little boy.

Then the candy store owner's daughter handed the teacher a gift She held it up, shook it and said. "I bet I know what it is - it's a box of candy!" "That's right!" shouted the little girl.

The next gift was from Johny, the liquor store owner's son. The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine Johny?" she asked.
"No," Johny answered. The teacher touched another drop to her tongue.
"Is it champagne?" she asked.
"No," again little Johny replied.
Finally, the teacher said, "I give up. What is it?"
Johny replied, "A puppy!"

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Joke Of The Day : Barbie

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Ralph was driving home one evening when he suddenly realised that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present. He drove to the shopping mall, ran to the toy store and said to the saleswoman, "How much is that Barbie in the window?"
In a condescending manner, she says "Which Barbie?" She continues, "We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $100, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $120, Barbie Goes Shopping for $150, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $180, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $200, and Divorced Barbie for $800".

"So why is the Divorced Barbie $800?" asks Ralph. "Well that's obvious" says the saleswoman "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture...."

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