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Pau

Pau! I just love eating one of this. Yesterday night, I bought few of these home for mom & myself. While eating the pau,

Mom : "You know, I heard over the radio, some time ago, a lady selling pau was jailed as the ingredient she used to make pau was human flesh".

Me : ... gluurrrpppp & stares at my pau content.

Research Finding

Research shows men are fatter than women because every-night men get fresh milk & 2 big papayas while women only get 1 banana, 2 peanuts & 1 tea-spoon of starch!

10pm Closed

Have you heard about the Petrol Dealers Association proposal to the government ? Now you better pump petrol before 10pm because they going to close by that time. And if you are using credit card to buy petrol, get ready to be charged 1% commission.

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On separate note, Tina, hope your dad is recovering well. Take care.

Google A Calculator??

Wow!! Never thought of this. If you have no calculator in hand? No worries, just launch your browser & go to http://www.google.com

Now try this. Key in 999+1 and hit ENTER key. Got it ?
Try key in this 20% of 100 and hite ENTER key. Wow!!!
Other function you can use, click here.

Fled Naked

A couple fled naked when they were caught making love in the car by state religious department officers. The couple did not realise the officers were there until they knocked on their car.

Woahhh... can u imagine that ? Doing half way, out of sudden, "GOTCHA!".
Where else can they do ah ? At home, religious officers will raid. At park, raid. At parking, raid. I heard, up to an extend, the couple will make out at Chinese cementary! That place, so far no raid yet.

Why?

Why did he / she / they do it ? Why abused a 17 month old helpless toddler until death ? This was on online newspaper today. Even animal knows what's the meaning of love, care & has feeling. The guilty one must be punished with death sentence.

Naked Dancer

Naked dancer in club? In Cheras & Hartamas also got ah ? Read the story here ... click here.

But the entrance fees too expensive lah.

What Will They Say To You?

It's strange, sometimes, answers to questions can be found in front of our face. It's just that, we don't noticed it. Will you get motivated by walking into your room ? Just look at the roof. If it can talk, what will it be saying to you ? "Aim High".

Fan will say, "be cool".
Clock to you, "every min is precious".
Mirror, "reflect before you act".
Window, "see the world".
Door, "push hard to achieve your goals".

Name of Wives

A malay man had 4 wives, and he called his...

4th wife..... baby doll
3rd wife.....china doll
2nd wife.....barbie doll
1st wife..... panadol !

Tongue Twis-e-ster Part 2

6. If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

7. I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.

8. Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?"

9. Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and called to MrOutside inside. Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to come inside. Mr Inside said "NO", and told Mr Outside to come outside. MrOutside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed Mr Inside to come inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went outside to the riverside.

10. SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE , BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS, ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES

11. The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.

Think Deep

Now think of this, if you tied on a tree, what will you do to prevent the lion from eating you ?

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Think moreeeeeeeeeeeeee.....

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Give up? OK , here's the answer...

Tongue Twis-e-st-er Part 1

1. If you understand, say "understand". If you don't understand, say "don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand".How do I understand that you understand? Understand!

2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

3. Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.

4. A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.

5. Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People.

Are They Fake ?

Police busted an extortion gang known for impersonating officer from Home Affairs Ministry and the Anti-Corruption Agency. These crook extorted money from scrap metal & pirated VCD dealers. They used falsify authority badges & handcuffs to scared unsuspecting prey.

What will you do if someone wearing a police uniform demanded you to show your IC ? Will you just ignore him or dial 999 to check whether he is genuine ?

It's a dangerous world out there. Nothing is safe anymore.

Born To Live

Remember you are born to live.

Don't live because you are born !

Don't go the way life takes you...

Take life the way yo go !!!

Gun

Busy Day At Work

Been so terribly, horribly busy at work, handling multiple projects & at the same time, have to attend to end users nonsense & requests. Some users are just pain in the ass.

Have you been in this situation? Too busy at work. The moment you clock in, there are piles & tons of work waiting to be cleared. Following up on things, pushing people to get things done, replying to emails, making & picking up endless calls, testing some softwares, attending to boss request (of which some request will make you feels like you wanted to strangle him /her). You even have time to make a cup of hot drink, more ever going to the loo.

Eventually when you find time to rest, some one disturb you again. It's like, the world can't leave you alone. As if that is not enough, out of a sudden, there will be a problem arise, be it related to close family or relatives. Great! That just great! At this particular time, anyone from office who calls or disturb me & want this & that, will surely received a bad treatment.

Is It In Dear?

This is how India got its name.....

The king was having sex with his mistress while thinking a name of his country and his mistress ask him "is it In Dear?"

Apology

Is it hard to apologised? If you have too much of ego in your head, definately it will be hard.
I have today wrote an email to a vendor to clarify certain things, as I'm stucked in between the management and the vendor. In the course of doing so, the vendor some how got offended / uncomfortable or better still, the word he used "condescending tone". To avoid further complication, I just replied back my intension & apologised if he feel that way. It was never intended to be that way.

Sometimes, in certain situation, some one will have to be on softer side. If both are hard headed, until they will make situation worst.

1 Cent

Today's paper wrote, 1 sen can be use to pay for services / item up to RM2. The service provider cannot reject the payment. Meaning, if you buy a buy 20 cents sweets, you can use one 10 cents & the rest ten 1 cents, as 1 cent is a legal tender.

Now I have one question. I have darn lots of 1 sen coins. Can I use that to make payment for toll? If RM1 toll, I will pay using one 50 cent, two 20 cents & ten 1 cents ?

Flower For Sweetheart

Now who's the lucky girl had this huh? ;) :P

Tanjung Bungah Hotel

Writting this while in the Tanjung Bungah Beach Resort Hotel. I was surveving for hotels before the trip. Found Tanjung Bungah Beach Resort Hotel website, survey their facilities & rooms. Was particularly interested in their suite due to the price & the room look classy.

I was in for a surprised when I stepped into the room. Nothing is the same as shown in the site. There's only a soap dispenser in the toilet. That soup serve as multi-purpose shampoo, shower gel, hair conditioner & hand washer. There's no toothbrush & toothpaste ??!! No hair dryer!!! The towers, omg, darn smelly!!! The bathtub, eeeewwwlll.

The tv reception is very poor. Busy traffics outside can be heard cleary from the 4th floor. No hotel shoes provided. No phone directory. No complementary fruits even staying at a suite? It's called suite because there's a connecting room provided. Urrggh!

There's a banner stating there's a TM Hotspot. Can't even find the hotel wireless Internet signal. Eventually, have to hop into someone else wireless & use his/her Internet for free. But connection to the Internet keep dropping. Urghh!!

The breakfast served is just horrible. Feels like the foods was left over from yesterday. The fruits, just terrible. Smells like rotten. Just not worth paying for the suite. Should have just get their usual standard room. No! Comes to think of it, it's just not worth staying here for second time.

Even the beach is dirty! If I were to rate this hotel, out of 5, it deserved a 1.
I'm cheeking out now, for good. It's a lucky thing I didn't book for 2 nights.

Away

Will be on vacation from 30th June - 3th July.

Pants

Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat.

He said, "Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night In our honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said,

'Here - try these on'. She did and said, 'These are too big I can't wear them.'

I Replied, 'Exactly I wear the pants in this family and I Always will.' Ever since that night we have never had any problems."

Mike thought that might be good thing to try. On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, "Here try these on."

She tried them on and said, "These are too large. They don't fit me. "

Mike said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that."

Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike. She said, "Here -you try on mine."
He did and said, "I can't get into your pants."

Karen said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart ass attitude, you never will."

Nobody's Perfect

A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.

"Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone, see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."

Then in a normal tone he asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"

No response.

So the husband moves to closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"

Still no response.

Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"

Again he gets no response so he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's for dinner?"

Again there is no response.

So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"

"James, for the FIFTH time I said, CHICKEN!"

Moral of the story:

The problem may not be with the other person as we always assume - could be very much within us....! SO don't always blame others for the things that you may lack.

Hence, nobody's perfect :)

Never Ask An Idiot To Invest

Have you tried to shared with a friend a business opportunity? Explaining to him/her the potential earning that could be derrived from the business plan? She willingly join the plan after giving it a second thought & understood the risk involved & there's no way to recover back the investment pumped in.

The monies has been used for investment. Few months down the road, when the plan doesn't goes well, he/she use force & demanded his/her monies back ! Accusing you of cheating his/her monies, branding you as liar & all sorts of nasty words.

Really hate this kinda people.

Little Mexican

A little Mexican boy goes into the kitchen where his Mom is baking. He puts his hand in the flour and then Smears it all over his face.

"Mamacita, look, I'm a white boy."

His mom slaps his face and says, "Go show your father."

He goes to this dad in the living room and says, "Look, Papacita, I'm a white boy."

His dad slaps him hard in the face and says, "Go show your grandmother."

The boy goes in his grandmother's room and says, "Mira, Abuelita, I'm a white boy."

His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends him Back to his mother.

His mother says, "What did you learn from that?"

The boy replies, "I have only been white for five minutes and already I don't like you damn Mexicans!"

FreeProxy

Need to hook up all your office pcs to Internet, but the stingy company just couldn't afford to link each & every pc with a modem? Well, fear not, as a free software called FreeProxy is here to save the day.

Install the software to a pc which has Internet access. Configure the rest of the pcs IE to point to this particular pc IP address & wallllaaaaaaaaa.... there you have it. All pcs can browse the Internet now.

Grab the software here.

Time To Go Shopping

Hypermarkets has slashed their products prices from 5% and 50%.

For how long?

Depending on hypermarkets, it will be from May 29 - Dec 31 '07.

Which hypermarkets?

Carrefour, Tesco, Jaya Jusco, Mydin, The Store, Giant.

Reason?

Help curb inflation.

Going in a circle

We are living in a circle. Life is all about doing the same thing over & over again, don't you think so ?

Wake up in the morning, take a shower, breakfast, commute to work, lunch, back home, dinner, shower, spend time with family & loved one, sleep.

Weekend is full of house chores & it's a norm to wash car during this time. Your car shines like brand new. Feeling satisfied, you took out your phone snapped few pics of it.

The next day, on the way to work, your car get dirty with dust & few spots of birds dropping. It gets even nastier as day goes. What could be more frustrating is perhaps, as soon as you head to work, it rains :D "Darnit! There goes the effort yesterday". Sounds familiar? :P

And it repeats again, lunch, back home, shower, eat & sleep.

Thunderbird Updates

Version 2.0.0.4 is available for download. Click here.

Try It If You Dare

Lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

Now while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.

SEE what happened ? Your foot changed direction.

Internet Explorer 8

What version of Microsoft Internet browser are you using? Still sticking to IE 5 or 6 ? Well IE 7 is already out there. Watch out for IE 8, which will be release by late 2008. IE 8 will focus on ease of use as well as security.

Well, just wait & see how secure it will be.

US$54 million for a trousers

A judge is suing a dry cleaning business US$54 million in compensation. For what? Now read this... for losing his trousers. He is also seeking emotional damages and legal fees.

Wow!!! If I have enough money, I will go learn LAW.

McDonald Parking

Got this infor. via email. Even a copy of the resit it attached.

If you are at Butterworth, take notice of this. McDonald Autocity has a rule on their parking lots.

Anyone who parks their cars at their parking lots (even though you are their customers) for more than 2 hours, their tires will be clamped. Subsequently, you need to pay RM50 just to open the car clamp. They have displayed the notice regarding this and there will be no warning letter issue out even though you have done it on first time.

McDonald Greenland has the same rule as well. If you park more than certain period, you will be fined. However, this franchise will first issue the warning letter before clamp your tire.

Thus, in future, while you park your car in any McD franchise, pls be aware on the sign board (it is hardly to be noticed due to the color tone and the landscaping around).

They did not have any standardization on this rule for all McD Franchises. Feedback already provided to their head quarter but there is no response from them.

So the next you are McD, look around for the parking notice or ask the counter. Don't get high blood pressure later when your wheel got clamped.

Life Is Short

Life is Short, so break the rules...
Forgive quickly,
Believe slowly,
Love truly,
Laugh uncontrollably,
And...
Never regret anything that made you smile...
Every Little Smile can touch Somebody's heart

Mr. Muscle

Bought Mr. Muscle because I'm convinced with its tv commercial.

Above show the condition of the bathroom before applying Mr. Muscle. Ok, for a while there, I see high hope in getting rid of the stuborn stain. Read the instruction printed on it. Ok, time to rock & roll.

Apply Mr. Muscle. Waited few minutes. Rinse with clean water. What the heck?!

Stain still there? OK, perhaps I need to leave it over night. Spray Mr. Muscle on all those spots again. Leave it over night. We will see how it goes tomorrow.

Yahoo Messenger

New version of Yahoo Messenger (version 8.1.0.401) is available for download. This version has fixed a security flaw in the program, where some smart ass jokers out there will be able to gain control over your pc without you noticing it.

So start blast your browser & go to Yahoo site to download the new version now.

Rich Man Home

Somewhere in Hong Kong, near to the sea. Very expensive house / villas.

Number 1- the resident of the richest man in Hong Kong.

Number 2- this is where Jackie Chan lived.

Number 3- actor Tony Leung.

Number 4- Tony's 1st girlfriend.

Number 5- Tony's 2nd girlfriend.

Note : All these infor. are from the tour guide.

Inside Job?

A truck full of electrical goods worth RM157K was hijacked this morning while the lorry driver was taking a break at the rest area along North-South Expressway. Hmm... now how does the robbers knew the truck contains something worth hijacking? Sounds & smell like an inside job. Also remind us that it's not a safe world out there anymore. No matter where you are, no matter where you go, something is bound to happened.

Radio - Entertaining & Informative

These days when I switch on the radio, what I hear is music music music. Besides entertaining listener, radio station should do more on disseminating useful informations of either locally or internationally to listeners. Perhaps most listeners will find it bored listen to repeating news over & over again, so the radio stations should come up with an innovative way or fresh new ideas on how to broadcast these information on air. Of course it will be bored using the conventional way of allocating 5 minutes slot for purely reading news. Don't you listeners out there agree ?

Ikan Satay

Look at it lah!!! You just take another look at the Ikan Satay.
Notice anything wrong or not ? Packaging still remain the same size, but the content ? The Ikan Satay is shrinking through time. It's getting smaller & smaller. Those manufacturer should have come out with new smaller packaging, who knows, the cost of using a smaller packing will be lesser. Furthermore, what for use such big packaging for such tiny small Ikan Satay ?

We should show our disastisfaction & practise our consumer rights by boycotting and not buying this Ikan Satay. If the demand becomes lesser, perhaps the manufacturer will start doing something about it.

H5N1 Bird Flu

Still want to eat chicken? There's a bird flu outbreak last Saturday (June 2) in Sungai Buloh, Selangor. The Veterinary Services Dept. today placed the country on red alert.

More details can be found here. Click to read.

Mother Nature

The King of all God

Ever see a statue of God that tall & grand ?

Hong Kong Tim Sum

Hong Kong Tim Sum. Nothing special about it.

Sg Petani one taste nicer.

Before & After

Messy table. Beh tahan looking at it.

After 1 hour cleaning & throwing off useless things. Tadaaaaaa....
Still have some space, even though added a monitor.

Closed Up View. "J" & "C"

New version of Ad-Adware

Been using Ad-Adware program to kill those notorious spywares & adwares on your pc ?

Watch out for newer version of Ad-Adware in June. The maker of the software said that the new version will be less taxing on the pc resources & has better detection feature.

Emperor House

Looks real ? This is part of the Great Wall of China

Soldiers on duty & stationed at GreatWall.

Love this place. Nice landscape.

Hong Kong, Lantao Island Skyrail

Scary ride at the begining as it move further & higher. The ride feels like eternity. Gets even scarier when it start drizzling at one point. The wind was strong. It was one hell of an experience.

XP No More

In early 2008, Microsoft will end shipment of Windows XP.
So I guess, from 2008 onward, for those who wish to use Windows Vista, they will have to forked out additional money to upgrade their existing / old pc.

Artistic

Now where can you find these ?
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